"SB 384 takes an antiquated, ineffective 70 year old system and replaces it with an evidence-based and updated method to monitor sex offenders," according to Alameda County District Attorney, Nancy E. O’Malley. For those not in the know, the Coital Alignment Technique is a method of thrusting, in the missionary position, where his shoulders and head are about six inches higher up the bed than normal. If your lover isn't experienced or his technique is poor, it might take double that time - or (m...